Lay Report

December 2006-January 2007
I meet her on the internet and we chat. She's a very interesting person, and very sexual. I try to meet her, but she ends up cancelling. She goes back to college in another state. Damn it.

Late June 2007
It occurs to me that she's probably back from college. I IM her. We continue with our highly sexual banter. I get her phone number.

Tuesday June 26
I give her a jingle. No answer, I leave an message.

Tuesday June 27-30
We keep talking on AIM. She says she is busy. Damn it. I start texting her, and getting responses.

Tuesday, July 3rd
1am
She IMs me. I tell her to IM me back later, because I'm working on recording some music. I IM her later, and she asks if she can hear some of my music. We set up a time to meet on Thursday. She tells me her fears of meeting me, she's shy, etc. I disqualify.

5pm
She texts me asking if we can switch times. I say "how about tonight?"

8pm
She calls me asking to go see a movie in DC. Sweet. I am a bit frazzled, having just woken up from a nap. I thank her for waking me up. It's a fun conversation. I tell her I'm going to hop on the metro right now. I decide to take my car instead.

10pm
We meet in DC. She compliments me on my swagger. Thank god, because normally I get nervous and display uncomfortable body language when first meeting someone. Note to self: chewing gum helps! Kino right off the bat. We check out the movies, but nothing is playing that gets out early enough for her to catch the last metro.
I tell her "we're going to go to starbucks." Starbucks is closed, so we look for other places to grab coffee. I decide to go to Borders, but I don't know where it is. Somewhere near the White House I think. We end up walking through the sketchy financial district. We find out from a pleasant stranger that Borders closed at 9, so we make our way to Kramer Books on Dupont.

11pm
We order non-alcoholic drinks at Kramers. I tell her about my experiences working in inner city schools-- the first time I was able to talk about it with confidence. We browse the book section. Then we head back to the metro.

11:30pm
We walk to the end of the platform, to catch the end car of the subway that is usually less crowded. Conveniently it's a secluded part of the station and we do a little making out.

11:45pm
I forgot what she said, but I calibrated that she wanted to continue the date so I offer her a ride out of the city. We decide to go to a coffee shop in PG County. We hop in my car. I play her my piano piece. She likes it, which make me happy, because I could tell it was genuine. She's a smart cookie. Sexual barriers are much easier after there has been kino.

July 4th
12:15am
We arrive at the coffee shop. It is the same coffee shop that I went to on another date with someone else. She is concerned that there are too many people at the coffee shop, and I suggest that we don't have to go in quite yet. We finish listening to my composition instead. I tell her all about the lousy date I went on at this coffee shop. She tells me about how she hooked up with her swimming coach. Sexy. We start making out.

12:30am
We switch to the back seat. This means moving all the junk in the back seat up to the front seat.

12:36-1:34am
Naughty things occur

1:36am
We don't feel like moving all of the junk in the front seat back to the back seat. So I drive her back to her car cab driver style.

1:47am
We kiss goodbye.

3am
Erotic text messaging occurs

HIGHLIGHTS
-Swagger compliment. I finally made a good first impression. Chewing gum helps with this.
-Lots of kino from the very beginning makes it much easier for me to escalate
-While making love she tells me I am "comforting;" later, "dirty."
-My ability to tell unpleasant stories, such as my inner city experience and my bad date, in a funny and confident way

LOWLIGHTS
-I need to work on getting dates sooner. It took way to long to meet up with her.